{"product_id":"everything-is-fine-ornament","title":"Everything Is Fine Ornament","description":"\u003cp\u003eTotally fine. Completely under control. Nothing to see here — except the dumpster on fire, which is fine, and the holidays, which are also fine, probably. The Everything Is Fine Ornament is a hand-blown glass dumpster fire with sparkling flames and the reassuring inscription everyone needs on their tree right now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor the realists, the cynics, and everyone who laughed. A conversation piece that doubles as a cathartic holiday gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFind more \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/holiday-shop\" title=\"Holiday Shop at Friends NYC in Brooklyn, NY\" aria-label=\"Holiday Shop at Friends NYC in Brooklyn, NY\"\u003eholiday ornaments and seasonal gifts\u003c\/a\u003e at Friends NYC Brooklyn, NY.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSize: ~3\" | Materials: Glass | Origin: Imported.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43259703361630,"sku":"210000062672","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/1058\/files\/everything-fine-ornament-misc-dumpster-fire-friends-nyc-brooklyn-ny-195.webp?v=1788453854","url":"https:\/\/friendsnyc.com\/products\/everything-is-fine-ornament","provider":"FriendsNYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}