{"product_id":"slow-rise-butter-squishy","title":"Slow Rise Butter Squishy","description":"\u003cp\u003eMeet the Slow Rise Butter Squishy—the viral stress toy that looks good enough to spread, smells like buttered popcorn, and feels way too satisfying to put down. This butter block replica delivers that slow-rebound, ultra-soft squeeze that's basically ASMR for your hands. Perfect for desk fidgeting, stress relief, or just because squishing fake butter is weirdly therapeutic. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCompact enough to stash in a drawer, cute enough to leave out, and squishy enough to make you forget about that 3 PM deadline spiral. Kids think it's hilarious, adults actually need it, and it makes a killer impulse gift for anyone who appreciates novelty with function.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApprox. 5.5\" × 1.6\" × 1.6\" butter block\u003cbr\u003eSoft PU foam with slow-rise rebound\u003cbr\u003eButtered popcorn scent\u003cbr\u003eRealistic butter design (not edible, obviously)\u003cbr\u003eGreat for stress relief, sensory play, and desk therapy\u003cbr\u003eAges 3+ but let's be real—adults are the target demo\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: Surface wrinkles or minor marks may occur due to PU material characteristics. Colors and print details may vary slightly by production batch.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e PU Foam\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 14 × 4 × 4 cm (5.5\" × 1.6\" × 1.6\")\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/strong\u003e Imported\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/collections\/smooth-like-butter\" title=\"Smooth Like Butter Collection\" aria-label=\"Smooth Like Butter Collection\"\u003eExplore more butter-themed products\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Misc.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42520369168478,"sku":"210000062699","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/1058\/files\/slow-rise-butter-squishy-misc-stress-toy-friends-nyc-brooklyn-ny-576.webp?v=1776436725","url":"https:\/\/friendsnyc.com\/products\/slow-rise-butter-squishy","provider":"FriendsNYC","version":"1.0","type":"link"}