Butts on Things Wall Calendar 2027

No object is safe. The Butts on Things 2027 Wall Calendar is exactly what it promises — twelve months of everyday objects (donuts, cacti, chocolate bunnies, popcorn tubs) with little cartoon butts drawn on them. Bold. Bizarre. Absolutely the right gift for that person who has everything. A perennial favorite that sells itself. Published by Andrews McMeel.

Size: 12" W × 12" H (closed); 12" W × 24" H (open)

Materials: FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink, wrap-around cover. Plastic-free.

Origin: Imported.

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